There are some STRANGE cats “out there”29 August , 2014
Every now and then I toy with the idea of online dating…yip…Sooooo not doing that again!
In what world is it acceptable to send a random stranger who definitely knows someone that you know in real life (the app pulls friends in common info off facebook), video clips of you jacking off in front of a full length mirror?! Two hi,-how-are-yous into the conversation?!
Dude! I don’t even know what your favourite colour is yet? No one can accuse me of being a prude – but seriously, that is NOT my idea of a good time. What an idiot. I hope no one ever tries to talk to him when he goes to buy groceries. Two greetings in and he’s going to whip out his junk for a clean-up in aisle 3!
After I’ve blocked him everywhere, changed my profile pic to a scorched earth image, and on second thought actually just went ahead and deleted the whole profile and app just to be more apart from that behaviour…I let our common friend know what kind of sexual deviant he’s acquainted with, and cautioned him to tell his weirdo to go see a doctor because it looks like he has a nasty rash on his nethers.
Excuse me now – going back to my corner to hide from all these kinds of creeps. I’m not dating ever again. You can’t make me. In any event, I seem to be catnip for strange, so it’s probably better if I just don’t even bother.
What the fuck is wrong with some people?!