Near “Death” Experience
24 May , 2008
I have a little confession to make. I’ve been holding out on you guys – something big – well, it would have been big if it happened to be true anyway…which it isn’t, so now it’s not. It has in actual case been reclassified from the My-Little-Secret category to a complete Non-Event.
I thought I might be dying…turns out it was a false alarm and someone just tampered with my conditioner. I can’t prove who, but I definitely have my suspicions!
That I am not completely bald for the first time in my life is a little miracle which I can only attribute to having LOTS of hair to begin with and to the fact that whoever did it could only put a little bit of Veet (or whatever) into the mix to ensure that I didn’t pick up on the very distinct smell of it.
Well done to whoever the culprit is. It’s not very often that someone outsmarts me like this since I am quite security conscious and even paranoid at times when it comes to my stuff. A well executed prank which had me silently panicking, and thinking about my life in terms of it might be over soon.
Of course I was completely f-ed off when I figured it out…but I’m all over that now. And as they say, “We live to fight another day”. Hats off to the prankster/s – you win this one, get ready though because Karma is a bitch with a backhand. (And no…revenge will not be mine… I think I’ll just let the universe and you-get-what-you-give principles of life sort this one out on my behalf).
Waaaaaaaaaat? Who would do that!!!
I know…I couldn’t believe it at first either!
Since I can’t prove who it was I’m not going to point fingers, but I will say this: there have been maybe 30 people who have had access to it, less than a hand full that I think have had a grudge against me at some point or another, and only one that I think is twisted enough to do something like this.
But as I said…I can’t prove it…so I won’t say anything.
Yeesh!!! That is a completely vicious revenge!!
So how much hair do you have left?
Well, luckily I really had LOTS to begin with, so if you saw me in the street you wouldn’t know unless I told you, but to me I can see the difference…it’s a lot thinner than it used to be. I’m just lucky I didn’t end up losing it all!
(Although I have to tell you being a lets make lemonade when life gives us lemons type of optimist that I am – I would have probably shaved it clean and done something like get a quirky tattoo on my skull just for the heck of it).
It’s very vicious. I never saw it coming. Quite well executed too I think. You have to admire the sinister genius behind it too, not so?
There won’t be an occasion for another one like it. Trust me.
omg thats just cruel! revenge is sweet though…
I’m not going to worry about revenge angel…seriously…not doing it…nu-uh…